john b. flushing

Hello! My name is John B. Flushing and I would like to welcome you to OfficeMan. My day takes place mostly in a cube (fortunately I back up to a window so I can see out) where I work as a professional underachiever. I answer the occasional phone call, process some orders, clean up other people’s mistakes, refuse to take responsibility for my own mistakes and convince others that I’m never wrong. Not that I’m right, but that I’m not wrong. I have an adolescent sense of humor, I do play on-line pool and chess, and make fart noises and inappropriate comments. I do have a sensitive side, a mature side, and a productive side, but I haven’t really been in touch with those sides in a while.

I will blogging quite often as most of you will soon discover. If any of you care to keep up with the random things that go on in my office and in my life….I’ll be writing the funny things that happen to me, sad things, pathetic things, the things that irritate the living shit out of me, and the things I do that irritate the living shit out of the people who work with and around me*. I will also be writing about the positive decisions I’ve made, amazing discoveries, and of course poor choices, and lies. If I find that stretching the truth a little or alot will make for a better story, I will do that too. This is my blog and I’ll write it however I feel.

Cheers!

*Sometimes names and places will be changed to protect the guilty and innocent.