New position
So I’ve made it through my semester successfully and have continued working full-time and managed to get a nice promotion recently. This is my last week in my old job before I move upstairs. I’ll miss the thug shizzle blaring from my bosses office. Today he’s jamming Ice T’s Colors. He was apparently inspired by that after I randomly busted into that during out department meeting this morning.
Last night I saw a bearded lady at Home Depot…this lady can apparently grow more facial hair than me (which isn’t really saying much). It was crazy, I haven’t been that shocked in a long time. I approached her and asked a question thinking I was going to be talking to a dude…the second she answered I stuttered and couldn’t believe it…this dude was a chick. I searched all over her vest looking at all the buttons while she talked to me trying to see what her name was, but she wasn’t wearing a name tag. Really bizarre!
After that I ran over to Lowes since the bearded lady didn’t have what I was looking for. At Lowes I was able to find what I was looking for and proceeded to the
