NO! Say it isn't so Clay!!!

I was as shocked as the rest of the Nation when Clay Aiken came out recently and told the world he is gay! I can only imagine all the moms and grandmothers in therapy now crying that sweet little Clay has failed them! You were a parents wet dream!! The real life neomaxizoomdweebie Clay! You are such a p*ssy magnet! How could you do this?? You were suppose to be the next Kevin Bacon! I’m devastated! We’re devastated! Clay, you’ve failed us all.
