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		<title>My Assisted Living Lunch with the G-parents</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I took a break from working and the Michael Jackson coverage to meet my grandparents for lunch at their assisted living home. I&#8217;m reminded every time I eat with them why I usually don&#8217;t go for meals. I realize I&#8217;m going to get old and probably be in the same boat someday, but by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Farting in the airport</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m currently sitting in the KC airport waiting on a flight. On the first leg of the flight we were delayed for about 20 minutes and then we got in the air&#8230;just in time for the man in front of us to cut some cheese and share it with everyone. Later in the flight it [...]]]></description>
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